Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Bichon Frise

The Bichon Frise literally means "Curly lap dog," but in reality they are thoroughly evil minions of Satan. Should you ever encounter one in person, it's best to not to make eye contact. And you certainly shouldn't invite one into your personal space. When Goethe wrote Faust, I'm pretty sure he intended that Mephistopheles disguised himself as a Bichon Frise, and not a "poodle" as some translators have suggested.


Bogus said...

i see.

Andrew said...
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Andrew said...

One is going to have to be in my personal space daily as I will have to buy one for my fiancee as her wedding present. Any tips on how to survive this horror?